From glomp to chomp
Fujoboard: a sleek, modern cheese paddle for your fujin lifestyle.
Cultural icon meets modern design
It feels like yesterday. The noises, the smells, the grey smudges on the walls left by overzealous Homestuck cosplayers. And, of course, paddles—rows and rows of paddles—ready for the blossoming fujin to spend their parents’ hard-earned money on.
Some say our traditions should be abandoned to the past. But what if we reimagined the past instead? With the most dangerous practices of our youth left rightfully behind, a more pressing peril now looms at our horizon: high cholesterol.
There is more to life than taxes
It’s not easy turning 30. One day, you’re running down the convention hall, begging the Sasuke and Naruto cosplayers to kiss; the next, all you can think about is your back hurting, and how much money you owe the IRS.
Unfortunately, no one can bring back the unabashed zest of youth. But just like shitposting can soothe the sting of a disappointing series finale, Fujoboard will spark joy even during the most demanding of tax seasons.
